Mad Smack has Come and Passed

well dogz alot has str8 up happened yo. i figerz imma fill ya'll in so dat ya'll dont gotta wiggle 'round here no moe waitin ta find owt, holla? holla. i dun changed mah ways again. i gave up on da wayz of da dragoon cuz dragoonz is simply weak bitches wit no utility. i den moved on to blue mage. which was diggity dope fo awhile messin bitches up wit dey own smack. but den dat got old too yo. not cuz blue mages iz weak er nuffin but juz cuz it aint dat fun no moe. so DEN i decyded to go back to monk. da job dat i began da game wit and quit cuz i thought monkz wuz weak too. mad azz wrong yo lol mad azz wrong!!

TBG>> sup lil mama.
Lexii>> hey TBG. LOL nice gear!!
TBG>> yo don't laugh slut the shit i gotta wear is mad azz expensive wtf?!
Lexii>> TBG ur still totin' cougar baghnaks.
TBG>> YO! chill. allz i need iz da back of diz hand. i win.
Lexii>> you're wrong TBG. you will never hit anything hard or accurately. wait here.
TBG>> ...sheiit...

10 minutes later

Lexii>> here use this.
TBG>> ...what's diz?

Lexii wishes to trade with you.
TBG obtains a purple belt, venerer's ring, horomusha kote, jujitsu gi, jujitsu sitabaki, fuma kyahan, tourney patas, and a puissance ring.

TBG>> OH SNAP!! where'd u get all diz smack yo! wtf yo! oh snap yo! mad loot yo! lemme hit yo!
Lexii>> hehe white mage teleportation hunny.
TBG>> FLAVA FLAAAAVVV!!!!
TBG>> ....>.>
Lexii>> ....<.<
TBG>> mah bad yo.
Lexii>> yea it is. dont ever do the stupid shit again. please
TBG>> so ah could hit a bitch pretty hard like diz cant i?
Lexii>> very.
TBG>> sheeiit hollllaa.

TBG readies backhand blow
Lexii recieves 300 damage!!
Lexii is out cold!

TBG>> hehe. holla.

TBG loots lexii
TBG finds 3 million gil.
TBG bounces.

TBG>> hehe. holla again.


holla back yo! lil slutz juz DONT learn yo. us bastard azz muhfuckahs iz alwayz gunna treat u like slutz! why do ya'll think dat shiz iza boutsta change? fer real yo. da more you give me da more imma wanna rob yo azz or pimp yo azz owt. daz all i care abowt. mo munny no problems! holla mungajunga!!!! peace crackaz im owt!