P-Dog. My Hero...Wack
aight so even doh P-Dog didnt woop dat gilsellaz azz he did buy me time and dat punkazz DRG showed up and saved me. even doh he threatened me. punkazz. last night i made sho ta visit his lil sexy again holla! she luv da dark chocolate :D NE-wayz P-Dog been rubbin dat mess in ever since da whole me gettin touched thing happin'd. wack.
P-Dog>> so TBG. did you like it when he touched you?
TBG>> shut up muhfukka. dat stayz between me n u foo!
P-Dog>> what stays? the fact that you liked it?
TBG>> I DIDNT LIKE IT U RETARD! muhfukka violated mah rightz yo.
P-Dog>> oh. so...you liked it.
TBG>> >.> imma stab u sun. imma str8 up stab you.
P-Dog>> haha im just kidding TBG. ^^ its ok to like men.
TBG stabs P-Dog
P-Dog takes 50 damage
P-Dog>> wtf!
TBG>> good god u wack P-Dog! damn!
P-Dog>> ok ok relax.
later dat day me n da P-Dog patrol on down ta windy fo some baby-powder cuz he needz to work on his slap. if he had slapped that gay dude we coulda ran but he juz dont know how itz dun.
TBG>> aight here u go.
P-Dog>> wow. why do i need baby powder? oh no...you want to powder my ass dont you!?
TBG>> P-Dog wtf iz wrong wit u bro? i told u i aint gay!
P-Dog>> yea but powder usually goes on asses and...
TBG>> ITS FO YO PIMP SLAP! NOW STFU!
P-Dog>> ooooohhhhh!! i get it. haha
hold up. im mad azz hungry yo. i do diz shit at work n itz lunch time so holla!
20 minutes later
aight im back!
Iron Pimp>> yo TBG im here yo.
TBG>> holla. we iz bizzy boutsta teach P-Dog da pimp slap aight?
Iron Pimp>> no diggity yo.
P-Dog>> word.
TBG>> holla.
Iron Pimp>> aight P-Dog first yo azz gotsta grab yo baby powder.
Iron Pimp>> den u twist da cap! make sho yo azz look menacing while u twistin'
Iron Pimp>> den you sprinkle dat shit on da front and da back of yo hand!
Iron Pimp>> den you go, "stfu ho!" and you back hand da bitch den u front hand da bitch. if you do it right yo hand mark should be on bowf sides of dey face. diz shit will stun dem. den u juz woop dey azz holla!
TBG>> holla!
P-Dog>> dingleberry! :D
TBG stares blankly at P-Dog...
Iron Pimp>> ...
P-Dog>> :D
TBG>> ...
TBG and Iron Pimp pimp slap P-Dog
P-Dog takes 200 damage and is stunned! oh dip!
P-Dog>> i flarged up didnt i...?
TBG>> damn sun you dont gotta use pimp chat no more aight? juz learn da slap plz.
P-Dog>> ok yo.
Iron Pimp>> NE-way! you gun practice on dis lil whyte boy holla!
Todd>> *shaking* OH NOEZ BLACK MEN!
Iron Pimp>> nowz yo chance slap diz bitch!
TBG>> get em P-Dog!! ruff ruff ruff RYDERZ!!!!!
P-Dog scowls at Todd
P-Dog twists
P-Dog sprinkles
P-Dog slaps Iron Pimp
Iron Pimp takes 64 damage
Iron Pimp>> wtf u blind!?
Todd>> OH NOEZ!! NOT MY SNEAKERS!!!! NOT TEH SNEAKERZ!!!
TBG activates pimp chizat.
TBG>> look u cracka azz muhfukka u boutsta get niggity knocked owt fa sho! nice kickz where u get em at?
Todd>> f-f-foot locker....
TBG>> good you can get yo sorry azz sum mo'
Todd>> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeekk!
TBG>> lemme get em fo u get yo azz jumped! sucka!
Todd>> here take them!!!
Iron Pimp>> nows yo chance P-Dog slap dis bitch!
P-Dog>> no dizzle fizzle~
TBG/Iron Pimp>> OH SNAP!
P-Dog begins charging pimp slap.....
P-Dog readies powder.....
P-Dog aims...
P-Dog>> THIS IS IT BITCHASS!
Todd>> OH NOOEEZZ!!! nyaaahhh....
P-Dog's stands there....
P-Dog begins to glow....
TODD TAKES 4,500 DAMAGE!!
TODD IS DEFEATED BY P-DOG!!!!
5 seconds later...
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
TBG/Iron Pimp>> OH SNAP G!!
P-Dog collapses from pure pimpitiness
Iron Pimp>> the pimp juice is strong in this one young masta je
TBG>> STFU!!
yo da P-Dog has def got some cra-Z azz power yo... on da real. he slapped dat bitch so fast i didnt even see da mofo move. he juz pimped his azz to death. like woah.
it's time...
uhh uhh uh his name is pathfinder, he strike like a sidewinder, his helmet got horse blinders, he should change hiz name to ho finder!!! uhh uhh uhh fa sho nikka, i lick a sticka, hoz want mah dicka!! holla back P-Dog...holla back.
P-Dog>> so TBG. did you like it when he touched you?
TBG>> shut up muhfukka. dat stayz between me n u foo!
P-Dog>> what stays? the fact that you liked it?
TBG>> I DIDNT LIKE IT U RETARD! muhfukka violated mah rightz yo.
P-Dog>> oh. so...you liked it.
TBG>> >.> imma stab u sun. imma str8 up stab you.
P-Dog>> haha im just kidding TBG. ^^ its ok to like men.
TBG stabs P-Dog
P-Dog takes 50 damage
P-Dog>> wtf!
TBG>> good god u wack P-Dog! damn!
P-Dog>> ok ok relax.
later dat day me n da P-Dog patrol on down ta windy fo some baby-powder cuz he needz to work on his slap. if he had slapped that gay dude we coulda ran but he juz dont know how itz dun.
TBG>> aight here u go.
P-Dog>> wow. why do i need baby powder? oh no...you want to powder my ass dont you!?
TBG>> P-Dog wtf iz wrong wit u bro? i told u i aint gay!
P-Dog>> yea but powder usually goes on asses and...
TBG>> ITS FO YO PIMP SLAP! NOW STFU!
P-Dog>> ooooohhhhh!! i get it. haha
hold up. im mad azz hungry yo. i do diz shit at work n itz lunch time so holla!
20 minutes later
aight im back!
Iron Pimp>> yo TBG im here yo.
TBG>> holla. we iz bizzy boutsta teach P-Dog da pimp slap aight?
Iron Pimp>> no diggity yo.
P-Dog>> word.
TBG>> holla.
Iron Pimp>> aight P-Dog first yo azz gotsta grab yo baby powder.
Iron Pimp>> den u twist da cap! make sho yo azz look menacing while u twistin'
Iron Pimp>> den you sprinkle dat shit on da front and da back of yo hand!
Iron Pimp>> den you go, "stfu ho!" and you back hand da bitch den u front hand da bitch. if you do it right yo hand mark should be on bowf sides of dey face. diz shit will stun dem. den u juz woop dey azz holla!
TBG>> holla!
P-Dog>> dingleberry! :D
TBG stares blankly at P-Dog...
Iron Pimp>> ...
P-Dog>> :D
TBG>> ...
TBG and Iron Pimp pimp slap P-Dog
P-Dog takes 200 damage and is stunned! oh dip!
P-Dog>> i flarged up didnt i...?
TBG>> damn sun you dont gotta use pimp chat no more aight? juz learn da slap plz.
P-Dog>> ok yo.
Iron Pimp>> NE-way! you gun practice on dis lil whyte boy holla!
Todd>> *shaking* OH NOEZ BLACK MEN!
Iron Pimp>> nowz yo chance slap diz bitch!
TBG>> get em P-Dog!! ruff ruff ruff RYDERZ!!!!!
P-Dog scowls at Todd
P-Dog twists
P-Dog sprinkles
P-Dog slaps Iron Pimp
Iron Pimp takes 64 damage
Iron Pimp>> wtf u blind!?
Todd>> OH NOEZ!! NOT MY SNEAKERS!!!! NOT TEH SNEAKERZ!!!
TBG activates pimp chizat.
TBG>> look u cracka azz muhfukka u boutsta get niggity knocked owt fa sho! nice kickz where u get em at?
Todd>> f-f-foot locker....
TBG>> good you can get yo sorry azz sum mo'
Todd>> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeekk!
TBG>> lemme get em fo u get yo azz jumped! sucka!
Todd>> here take them!!!
Iron Pimp>> nows yo chance P-Dog slap dis bitch!
P-Dog>> no dizzle fizzle~
TBG/Iron Pimp>> OH SNAP!
P-Dog begins charging pimp slap.....
P-Dog readies powder.....
P-Dog aims...
P-Dog>> THIS IS IT BITCHASS!
Todd>> OH NOOEEZZ!!! nyaaahhh....
P-Dog's stands there....
P-Dog begins to glow....
TODD TAKES 4,500 DAMAGE!!
TODD IS DEFEATED BY P-DOG!!!!
5 seconds later...
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
TBG/Iron Pimp>> OH SNAP G!!
P-Dog collapses from pure pimpitiness
Iron Pimp>> the pimp juice is strong in this one young masta je
TBG>> STFU!!
yo da P-Dog has def got some cra-Z azz power yo... on da real. he slapped dat bitch so fast i didnt even see da mofo move. he juz pimped his azz to death. like woah.
it's time...
uhh uhh uh his name is pathfinder, he strike like a sidewinder, his helmet got horse blinders, he should change hiz name to ho finder!!! uhh uhh uhh fa sho nikka, i lick a sticka, hoz want mah dicka!! holla back P-Dog...holla back.
posted by token black guy | 3:15 PM
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