Rainbows Have Nothing to Hide

aight yo. i be noticin' dat mah blog be havin one general theme dat sum of u might be takin offense ta. sex. i know, i know, sum of yah mofoz aint neva had sex befow and sum of yah didnt even know dat sex makes udder people n shiz, and even worse, sum of yah muhfuggaz only be havin lame ass weak bitch sex n think dat derz no such thing az good sex wid a freak cuz if der wuz den u iz def sinnin or some mess like dat. well dis post is fer u. imma lay offa da sex theme for a bit cuz i be knowin sex be offendin ya. so no sex in dis post yo holla! so dont be especkin' ta see no references ta sex in dis one. i be sparin u sex. sex. holla at sex! ok no sex. herr goes.


sex.


aight yo now dat im da boss up in dis piece i decided its time i took a vacation cuz i worked my azz off dat day az u could see. so on my vacation i decided my azz wuz goin ta jeuno ta hit da casinoz and da strip clubs n shiz! holla back!


TBG>> yo wut it iz pimp let a nikka roll sum.
Squeaky>> sure thing TBG. place ur bet.
TBG>> aight. mad azz loot.
Squeaky>> umm. how much "loot"?
TBG>> mad azz.
Squeaky>> can i get a monetary value? "mad azz" is pretty vague.
TBG>> wtf u sayin foo? iz dat sum kind of new ebonix shit?
Squeaky>> i need an actual number TBG. so we can count how much ur giving us.
TBG>> aight yo wtf. holla is diggity a numba?
Squeaky>> ...
ghuyllx>> put him down for.... one million dollars!
TBG/Squeaky/ other idiot gamblers>> *gasp*
TBG>> yo i aint got dat kind of loot yo.
ghuyllx>> i do.
TBG>> holla!
Squeaky>> one million it is!
Squeaky>> ROLL!!


TBG rolls a 923
Squeaky rolls a 229
ghuyllx rolls a 21
the others rolled numbers lower den mine.

Squeaky>> TBG wins the pot! thats 4.2mil ((congratulations!))
TBG>> HOLLA BACK! IMMA QUIT MAH JOB YO!
ghuyllx>> so TBG wanna celebrate?
TBG>> hella yes foo! letz get sum booze on me yo!
ghuyllx>> yay! :D


TBG and his strange new friend begin drinking by the Auction House on some benches. (faster to get the booze there)

TBG>> yo diz is sum good booze. i stay away from da jaeger yo it makes me ack whyte LOLZ!
ghuyllx>> haha white people hahaha! im chinese...
TBG>> oh word? ....umm holla?
ghuyllx>> word ;)

ghuyllx slowly rests his hand on TBG's thigh

TBG>> uhh homie? yo hand. datz mah thigh dog.
ghuyllx>> oh HAAHA oops! i thought it was the arm rest haha im so wasted :D
TBG>> uhh hehe yea u iz... heh



A couple hours later...

TBG>> futhck hahaha futhckin boothze yo....
ghuyllx>> good stuff eh?
TBG>> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt....hahahuhuh..


ghuyllx slowly rubs TBG's thighs

TBG>> yooooo. wtf... hahahauhhhhh
ghuyllx>> :D i think your...cute...
TBG>> shit yea im cute pffttt bitkchth hahhhhhhhaaaa


ghuyllx begins undoing TBG's buttons on his shirt


TBG>> yooo wut pfftt kekeke wut iz joooo doink? hahaaa
ghuyllx>> nuthin :D


ghuyllx slowly leans in toward TBG...
ghuyllx puckers his lips...

P-Dog>> yo nikka u crazy foo!!

P-Dog drop kicks ghuyllx
ghuyllx takes 50 damage

ghuyllx>> wtf who are you!? leave us alone we're busy!
TBG>> P-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGG hahaha pppfftttt!!!!!

TBG is drooling profusely

P-Dog>> yo TBG! diz foo iz tryin ta kick it to u yo!
TBG>> yooo datz mad gay yo.... pffftthhhtttt
ghuyllx>> you wont stop me. noone can. we are legion.
P-Dog>> i caynt stop all yah mofoz but i can damn sho stop you muhfugga!


ghuyllx quickly grabs TBG's pants and begins pulling downward in an attempt to remove them.

P-Dog throws Mr.Beeington at ghuyllx, stinger first.
ghuyllx suffers 80 damage

ghuyllx>> MEDDLING KIDS!
P-Dog>> datz my boy u aint touchin him foo!

ghuyllx uses 3rd party software.
ghuyllx hits P-Dog for 300 damage

P-Dog>> urgh!!
ghuyllx>> now you're both mine!! mua mua mua moo hoo hoo moo hoo hoo hahahahahhaha!!!!!
P-Dog>> dammit! i cant get up.... please dont do this to TBG!
ghuyllx>> STFU n00b!!! LOLZ

Greville readies Leg Sweep!
ghuyllx takes 120 damage
ghuyllx is stunned

ghuyllx>> urgh cant...move wtf?!
Greville>> noone kills TBG or his "dog" but me!
ghuyllx>> you...cant...beat...meeee!
ghuyllx>> ive heard rumors of TBG... i need this. i need his pimp juice!!!
Greville>> WTF!? fuckin gross! fuck!
TBG>> holla!

Greville uses jump
Greville uses high-jump
Greville uses spirit surge
Greville sticks 'em one
Greville uses jump
Greville uses high-jump
ghuyllx takes 600 damage
ghuyllx was defeated by Greville

Greville>> TBG, P-Dog. I am a man of honor. I will allow you to rest your wounds before I engage you two properly. It would be wrong to kill you while your down and out.
TBG>> pfffttt mad tight azzzz puuussyy yooooo
P-Dog>> stfu TBG! ur gunna get uz killed yo!

P-Dog slaps TBG
TBG takes 50 damage

Greville>> I'm letting that slide. For now. I'll be back for you. Watch your backs. Especially you. yea you, the one lexii calls "Monster Cock". *cries a little*
P-Dog>> .......

Greville uses warp
Greville disappears


P-Dog>> you iz mad fugged yo.
TBG>> holla!


yo dat shiz wuz mad fugged up yo! errbody knowz dem gilseller muhfukkuz iz gay! errbody also knowz wut happens when u chill wit dem. "chill wit dem gilsellerz and you iz only fukkin yo'self in da long run. dey gun get you when yo back iz turned yo fa sho, if yahnahmeen! ya nahmeen?!!?! but fo real doh i gotsta go see a doctor yo! dat mofo str8 up touched me way too much yo! i thought i wuz back at church!! holla!