Dragimp
so it wudnt too long ago i decided mah azz wuz gunna lvl blue mage. i juz abowt got sick of dragoon cuz damn G. i done errthing i cuh think of to make da job fun when i be partyin' but dat job iz juz str8 wack! I used to party as a DRG/RDM an help mofoz heal n smack while we fight and it wuz mad dope fo awhile till mofoz kept axin me to sub WAR or THF and damn sun dat shiz iz just str8 boring yo. If u sub war, yo azz iz just swingin yo weapon err 2 minutes. wack. if u sub thf yo azz iz still just swingin yo weapon. wack. so da day i tried to sub blue i had mofoz laughin at me n callin me st00pid n shiz. but noone bitched when i subbed RDM wtf yo!? So now i iz a blue mage cuz they mad azz strong. Blue mage iz mad lucky too. mad lucky.
Iron Pimp>> wuddup TBG.
TBG>> wut it do iron pimp?
Iron Pimp>> nada. me n Hoo Mjuu da titty toucher iz bout to throw a couple back u wanna join?
TBG>> no doubt!
rarely do Hoo ever be comin' out ta chill wit anybody cuz hez a sorry azz bitch. And cuz i iz alwayz tryin to rob hiz ass holla!
TBG>> when iz dat punkass gunna show up?
Iron Pimp>> any minute now chill dog. AND DON'T JACK HIS SHIT!
TBG>> aight aight. his azz always get away anyway who gives a shit?
Iron Pimp>> juz don't do it dog. aight?
TBG>> aight aight damn yo.
15 minutes later...
Hoo>> yo dogs.
TBG>> sup
Iron Pimp>> wut it do?
Hoo>> aw damn TBG is here? wtf for yo?
TBG>> relax mark ass trick. i aint here ta jack yo shit foo. juz wanna drink.
Hoo>> yea sure u iz.
Iron Pimp>> hez chill, Hoo, izzall good.
Hoo>> ...aight. i brought some yagudo drink. diz shit iz off da chizain!!!
TBG>> holla!!
Iron Pimp, Hoo Mjuu the titty toucher and TBG spend a good half hour boozin'
Hoo>> yo TBG check diz staff out sun. dem crackerz luv diz shit!
TBG>> wut iz it nikka?
Iron Pimp>> LOLZ datz da monster signa staff and Hoo dont never be bringin it wit him when he chillz in Giddeus.
TBG>> no shit? wut do dem crackaz usually pay fo' it?
Hoo>> shieeetttt. like 300k sometimes 500k LOLZ dum white boyz yo
TBG>> haha yea... no doubt...
TBG>> aight yo imma go grab a cold drink. u want one Hoo?
Hoo>> holla!
TBG>> Iron Pimp? u wanna drink?
Iron Pimp>> no doubt sun!
TBG>> aight G. ill be right back.
TBG walks into the cave to grab a cold one.
TBG uses silent oil.
TBG walks up behind Hoo Mjuu the Titty Toucher and Eyy Monn the Iron Pimp
TBG uses sheep song.
Hoo Mjuu the Titty Toucher and Eyy Monn the Iron Pimp are asleep.
TBG uses Head Butt
TBG uses Bludgeon
Hoo Mjuu the Titty Toucher takes 400 damage
Hoo Mjuu the Titty Toucher was defeated by TBG
Hoo Mjuu the Titty Toucher drops the Monster Signa Staff
TBG>> holla back!! dum muhfuckah! LOLZ
TBG casts Warp
TBG>> CYA!!
TBG vanishes...
LOL herez a rule fa ya'll mofoz. When u chillin wit me, don't be talkin bowt how much loot u got or where u keep it at. imma rob yo azz fo it LOL! Datz just str8 up st00pid. As ya'll can see aint no damn dragimp gunna sleep some trickz and steal they loot. I woulda got caught yo! Blue mage on da udder hand will mess yo shit UP. HOLLA! i think imma stick with diz job fa sho! WESSIDE!!!!! forniglamoodle!!!!
Iron Pimp>> wuddup TBG.
TBG>> wut it do iron pimp?
Iron Pimp>> nada. me n Hoo Mjuu da titty toucher iz bout to throw a couple back u wanna join?
TBG>> no doubt!
rarely do Hoo ever be comin' out ta chill wit anybody cuz hez a sorry azz bitch. And cuz i iz alwayz tryin to rob hiz ass holla!
TBG>> when iz dat punkass gunna show up?
Iron Pimp>> any minute now chill dog. AND DON'T JACK HIS SHIT!
TBG>> aight aight. his azz always get away anyway who gives a shit?
Iron Pimp>> juz don't do it dog. aight?
TBG>> aight aight damn yo.
15 minutes later...
Hoo>> yo dogs.
TBG>> sup
Iron Pimp>> wut it do?
Hoo>> aw damn TBG is here? wtf for yo?
TBG>> relax mark ass trick. i aint here ta jack yo shit foo. juz wanna drink.
Hoo>> yea sure u iz.
Iron Pimp>> hez chill, Hoo, izzall good.
Hoo>> ...aight. i brought some yagudo drink. diz shit iz off da chizain!!!
TBG>> holla!!
Iron Pimp, Hoo Mjuu the titty toucher and TBG spend a good half hour boozin'
Hoo>> yo TBG check diz staff out sun. dem crackerz luv diz shit!
TBG>> wut iz it nikka?
Iron Pimp>> LOLZ datz da monster signa staff and Hoo dont never be bringin it wit him when he chillz in Giddeus.
TBG>> no shit? wut do dem crackaz usually pay fo' it?
Hoo>> shieeetttt. like 300k sometimes 500k LOLZ dum white boyz yo
TBG>> haha yea... no doubt...
TBG>> aight yo imma go grab a cold drink. u want one Hoo?
Hoo>> holla!
TBG>> Iron Pimp? u wanna drink?
Iron Pimp>> no doubt sun!
TBG>> aight G. ill be right back.
TBG walks into the cave to grab a cold one.
TBG uses silent oil.
TBG walks up behind Hoo Mjuu the Titty Toucher and Eyy Monn the Iron Pimp
TBG uses sheep song.
Hoo Mjuu the Titty Toucher and Eyy Monn the Iron Pimp are asleep.
TBG uses Head Butt
TBG uses Bludgeon
Hoo Mjuu the Titty Toucher takes 400 damage
Hoo Mjuu the Titty Toucher was defeated by TBG
Hoo Mjuu the Titty Toucher drops the Monster Signa Staff
TBG>> holla back!! dum muhfuckah! LOLZ
TBG casts Warp
TBG>> CYA!!
TBG vanishes...
LOL herez a rule fa ya'll mofoz. When u chillin wit me, don't be talkin bowt how much loot u got or where u keep it at. imma rob yo azz fo it LOL! Datz just str8 up st00pid. As ya'll can see aint no damn dragimp gunna sleep some trickz and steal they loot. I woulda got caught yo! Blue mage on da udder hand will mess yo shit UP. HOLLA! i think imma stick with diz job fa sho! WESSIDE!!!!! forniglamoodle!!!!
posted by token black guy | 3:55 PM
3 Comments:
-.-; brain hurt from reading that.
But if your drg/blu, shouldn't that be:
TBG uses a Warp Cudgel
or
TBG uses a Scroll of Instant Warp
or something like that?
nah sun read it again. i said i wuz leveling blue mage yo. so naturally a mofo iz gunna sub blm so dey can warp when dey iz dun wit dey smack. holla
*Strangeone tries to wrap his poor taru mind around the dialect*
Ah I see it, yep yep it all make sense now...
*sproing goes Strangeone's mind*
bluber bluber bluber
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