The Exploits of TBG!!

i iz one crazy mofo yo fa sho!

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im a pimp foo! dont make me slap you

Monday, November 20, 2006

To Da Haterz!

it has come to my attention dat sum of you mofoz iz wantin' me to die yo. datz juz wack. itz not my fault u gotta hate da way you hate but you hate nonetheless and i juz cant holla at that. for as many of you mofoz dat do hate der is like 3 of you who show da love so itz all good.

now id like to make a note to da people dat show da luv.

the people dat iz alwayz hatin'...yea i done pimped all of dem. they hate cuz they think i iz gunna let dem keep da loot but i juz had to slap dem all ta get paid. str8 up. and da female haterz, yea, i diked em up and said i love dem too. ya'll see how dat can go holla!

i be wantin to esspress my desire to make mofoz laugh and smile but there iz always someone out der who be wantin to see people upset. give in to da TBG. if u iz out in town talkin wit ur peepz and suddenly you feel like ending yo sentences wit "holla!" itz cuz deep down you love TBG and you be luvin hiz pimpful wayz. dont hate. show luv.

i write all dis smack at work and itz not easy cuz dis is one side of me i cant kill. it juz comes out in dis blog like a mofo i aint never knew exsisted. if i had to attribute diz TBG to anything it would be da one day i got bit by a black kid in a fight. ever since den i been talkin funny. suddenly TBG came out n got me a bunch of hoz n i accepted his pimpitiness as my own. i use dis side of me to bang ya moms. fa sho. so da only way fa me to be normal in society iz to release him into dis blog or in yo momz so dat i can talk like a real person when i got werk n shid. nahmeen?


so there you have it. Now I can continue to live my daily life now that I've released him for the time being. Some people don't understand TBG. That's ok. You need to have some pimp in you to get it. Embrace it. Love it. Need it....sorry..

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't appollogize to the haters not your fault your better then them.. let them deal with it.. lol first post.. and third post over all... keep on writing.. dare i say it.. holla..

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a fucking dumbass... i swear u have to be the biggest fucking retard in the world. No one speaks that way you dumb fuck, and the simple fact that you waste your life typing that way proves how fucking retarded you really are. Get a fucking while and stop fucking your mother. Inbreeding is the fall of civilization and its started with you

7:30 PM  
Blogger token black guy said...

hahaha you mad azz funny anonymous LOLZ i just writ up a post abowt haterz and a hater appears to hate! holla!! he juz proved he cain't read yo! "Get a fucking while and stop fucking your mother." lolololololol wut do dat mean yo? hahahhaa haterz yo haterz

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol not everyone has sex with there muothers you know.. maybe you should like stop getting TBG confused with yourself.. he don't waaste his life he brings entertainment yu waste your by abusing it though....
4th ever post holla

1:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

like putting some made up name is going to let you know who is actually typing this. From the sound of it TBG is probably some lame ass white guy that either is so retarded he cant figure out the color of his own skin, or puting up a show half in hopes of making fun of real black people and half because he is a fucking retard.

10:22 PM  
Blogger Maverick said...

Anonymous: Your life is a waste of carbon. TBG talks like that to amuse us, and many times he's proven he can talk like a normal person. You're the abnormal person, getting right in TBG's face, making fun of him for something that makes us all laugh. In short, dying in a fire would be too good for you. I hope that spiders eat you alive, saving your organs for last.

10:05 AM  

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