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Thursday, November 16, 2006

Drugz iz Bad. Yo.

Aight, i decided itz time to visit da P-Dog. he over-did it wit hiz attack yo and his azz passed out so i decided i bessa check on hiz azz make sure hes aight. so after i get done wit some of yo momz i make my way.


*ssssssssssssss* *cough cough hack*
*sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss* hack cough cough*

P-Dog>> hahahahaaaaaa~
TBG>> yo P-Dog wut it iz foo?
P-Dog>> haha suuuuuuuP?
TBG>> wtf itz all smokey in here!


*ssssssssssssss* *couuugh HaCk*


TBG>> wutchu doin over der dog? u aight?
P-Dog>> hell yea bwaaaa! wana hit?!!
TBG>> of?
P-Dog>> diz tree sapling? haha oh shiiiit!
TBG>> DOG! dont do dat shiz yo! it makes yo mind all slow n sheit!


*ssssssssssssssssss* *HaCk CouGh!!*

P-Dog>> diz izz mad dope!!! oh snap! pink elephants!!!
TBG>> gimme dat you dumass!


*5 seconds later*

P-Dog>> heyyy... thats mine lolTHF.
TBG>> nah dog dis shid is mad expensive n it dont do squit fa you.
P-Dog>> aww cmon yoooo...
TBG>> no! u iz done. mark azz trick.
P-Dog>> well dun wayste is yo.... mahz well take ahit...
TBG>> tsk.

TBG takes a quick hit. cut 'im some slack its tree saplings yo.


TBG>> *cough cough* hhaha dammmn G! diz iz good shit.
P-Dog>> holluh..yo meet a friend of mine.
Mom>> hey TBG ;)
TBG>> damn you fine....
Mom>> teehee i love you.
TBG>> huh huh i love you too ;)
P-Dog>> holla! yo she givez mad good dome yo!
Mom>> yea heehee i showed P-Dog.
TBG>> holla! *sssssssssssssssss* ppff pff *cough!*
Mom>> my hubby doesnt feel anything anymore thanks to you sexy :D
TBG>> haha datz cuz i iz hung like a dam galka. oh shit! pink elephants!
Mom>> :) sooo i was thinkin'. its just me you and P-Dog....
TBG>> no doubt!
P-Dog>> sheeeeeeeeeiiit....

Mom undresses slowly.

Taruchick>> oh wow this looks fun! ^^
TBG>> hell yeaa booyyyyyeeee!!!
P-Dog>> grumblackamoodllez!!
Mom>> hey ur a cutie;)
Taruchick>> hee hee so are you :D

Mom and Taruchick start making out.

P-Dog and TBG rise 0.3

TBG>> *zip* lets do dis!
P-Dog>> *zip* fa sho!
Mom/Taruchick>> wow that thing is...HUGE!

TBG and P-Dog start giving it to Marlboro
Marlboro uses Bad Breath

Marlboro>> teehee holla! ;)


now i know ya'll iz thinkin "gross yo!" but on da real dat bad azz breath be makin u see sum crazy shit! ignorance is bliss fa sho! aint nuttin wrong wit bangin dem ugly azz hoz if u too fucked up to know da difference! sheit i know fo a fack u aint ahpostabe goin hoggin if u sober yo. but da homeboy who do dat mess when he blazed iz pimp sun! yo. Fat chicks need dick too. HOLLA!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

P-Dog>> heyyy... thats mine lolTHF.

xD

//Akkarin

5:43 PM  
Blogger token black guy said...

sup mah nikka

7:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

enogh poeple don't recognize this post, it eserves to be read.. i'd also like to say out of all the blogs i read.. (yours and both of Gmdave's) this is the only one i can be bothered to typ in (^^d) keep it up man i like the stories..

11:53 AM  

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