Work Sucks yo. Str8 up.

Aight i been goofin offa work too long and im startin to be runnin owt of cheddah yanahmeen?? so i made my way ta sandy ta turn sum trix n get me some loot. fo da record, i love mah job. i hate mah boss. yea sucka, even us pimpz got bosses too yo. fuggin wack.


TBG>> sup B. where mah trix at?
Boss>> TBG you need more red in ur pimp-suit.
TBG>> yea aight. where mah trix at yo? i got my baby-powder ready.
Boss>> thats not the right type of baby-powder. you need to carry extra poofy not regular.
TBG>> ...
Boss>> *sigh* go to south sandy you'll find your "hoz" there.
TBG>> aight. that's all i needed ta know.


So i get to south sandy after my dumass boss gets done bitchin' bout errthing. i swear yo. err damn time i make a move his ass is watching me to bitch abowt it. wtf is that yo? why do all bossez gotta be up in yo shit err single time you make a muhfuggin move yo? you see how i dun tried to be tackful wid hiz azz. make a note o' dat.

Trick>> oh uhh hi TBG.
TBG>> where mah money at.
Trick>> oh i havent umm made any umm yet.
TBG>> bullsheit ho. where mah money at?! dont make me slap you!
Trick>> no please TBG! i need the money for my babies!!

TBG baby-powder pimp slaps the ho!
Trick takes 34 damage
Trick drops loot!

TBG>> der it go. ya know it be hurtin me mo den it be hurtin u when u make me slap you.
Trick>> *sniffle* im sorry ill never do it again....
TBG>> s'right
Boss>> TBG your pimp slap form was not according to policy. you're supposed to make a 180 degree arc. im going to have to write you up.
TBG>> yo wtf yo? i got da loot get offa me yo.
Boss>> company policy.
TBG>> damn yo! wuteva, i got mo hoz to slap yo fa sho.

Damn yo! see? mah damn boss iz all on my dick err time i do anything yo!!! anyway i make my way down to da AH. one of my hoz knowz dat mad thugz be rollin dat AH and she iz always der to provide "services" holla!

Trick2>>hi TBG. :)
TBG>> sup slut.
Trick2>> wutcha doin? need a date tonite ;)
TBG>> yo dat only works on dem lil nerdy white boyz who cant get none. where mah money at?
Trick2>> oh yea no problem baby. i got your money next week huuuunnny.

TBG back hands dat ho!
Trick2 takes 38 damage
Trick2 drops loot!!

TBG>> dont try ta play da playa slut. i play da game like i made it. cuz i did. so dont play.
Trick2>> sorry baby...i just, really wanted the cash for school...
TBG>> hahahahaha a slut goin to skool! nah foo. dey would kick yo azz owt before you get yo bookz yo. dem services u got dont be workin on yo teachers. well not da female ones yo holla!
Boss>> TBG.
TBG>> !!!!
Boss>> your feet were not shoulder width apart on that back hand. keep it up and ill be forced to write you up. again.
TBG>> YO WTF IZ IT WIT YOU AND WRITIN' PPL UP!??!!
Boss>> you cant talk to me like that. im going to write you up for belligerence.
TBG>> !?#$!%&?*!!!!!!
Boss>> now you're not working. im going to write you up for slacking off TBG.
TBG>> ?!#!$%^%?$&*^(?%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo dat may be my boss BUT DAMN DO I WANNA KNOCK HIZ AZZ OWT! he always creepin' up on me an watchin me n shit. da other pimps dont even really do no work and he dont say shiz to dem wtf!

Trick3>> hi TBG. d-d-d-o you h-h-ave any crack?? i need it TBG.
TBG>> yo stfu where mah loot?
Trick3>> im so sorry i-i-i b-b-een working for c-c-rack and im f-f-f-freezing.
TBG>>yo wtf yo!! i want loot! not crack dat u used yo! u been suckin fo free?!?!? i hope u aint been swallowin. right?
Trick3>> i...maybe...
TBG>> YOU BEEN SWALLOWIN'!!!! YOU CRA-Z?!?!?
Trick3>> i needed the c-c-crack baddd... im s-s-sorry......ill kiss urs f-f-for s-some crackk..

TBG bitch slaps ho!
Trick3 takes 35 damage
Trick3 drops 5 gil.

TBG>> YO! you gun make me mo loot now foo. AND GET OFF DA CRACK DAMMIT!
Trick3>> yessir sorry sir....uhhh... tbg?
TBG>> what it do?
Trick3>> ur boss is heading this way.
TBG>> aight.
Boss>> TBG I noti...


TBG kicks the living shit out of his boss in such a manner that the body cannot be identified.
Boss takes 2,000 damage


TBG>> STFU JUZ STFU!! MIND UR OWN MUHFUGGIN BUSINESS BITCH!
Boss>> you're getting...promot...ed
TBG>> AW HELL NO BITCH!


TBG kicks his boss where the words come out and stumps his head.
Boss shakes momentarily then just stops moving... his eyes become glassy....

TBG>>.....HOLLA!


on some real shit tho. if you a boss and you readin dis story. stop being a fuggin dick. there aint no reason fo dat kind of smack. look around. iz da work gettin done? yes? den leave ur pplz alone 'n' let em do they damn job. its enuff we be haftin to wake up at 6am juz to get to yo wack azz place of work. get off our meat and mind ya own damn businezz. someday someone gun find yo azzez in a parking lot on yo way to yo car and u gunna get jumped. when dat day comez u betta not be lyin der thinkin' "what did i do to deserve this?" cuz da answer gun be. "cuz you a asshole prick bitch" it aint werf it right? sheit.


hahaha he wuz right doh. i did get promoted. after i stumped his sorry azz head dey gave me hiz job holla!