Kazham
fa sheezy yo kazham is str8 up packed wit dem hot azz mithraz yo! i mean dayum! tell me how many time ya'll mofoz went to make a damn mule fa yo game and u juz picked mithra fo a sec to watch dem lil hoz stretch n do all o dem sexy azz moves? ya kno? i know i do dat mess errtime! now i know sum of ya'll nerds dat think they l33t n sheit be takin' dat to da next level... ya sick bastiches, but i know im guilty of starin' here n der its only natural nahmeen?? so newayz i figerr i might as well chill n try n get some o dat tail in kazham seein' as i aint up to huntin dat azz-crab goblin smitty n' da P-Dog is ackin a foo wit dat haxxorz sheit hollaback!
so i spot a hot azz lil whm mithra ho just standin around lost. TBG gunna have ta save da damsel in distress holla!
TBG>> what it do lil sexy?
Mithra>> stfu retard. My name is Lexii not "lil sexy"
TBG>> holla back. let a nucca hit.
Lexii>> holy mother of God you are still talking to me. how do you know im not a man?? hm? how?
TBG>> no man could be as fine as u baby.
Lexii>> im sorry retard. perhaps you don't understand? maybe i can speak in retard for you.
TBG>> hard to get holla!
Lexii>> nurma dumgledoo... nuuurrrrggggg!!! mwazzaaaak.
TBG>> yo u freaky :)
Lexii>> sweet jesus. you. are. retarded. go. away.
TBG>> yo you know how to talk like a pimp AND you religious! sheit maybe i wont just hit it n bounce yo!
Lexii>> ...im sorry i cant hear you im trying to choke myself with my tail. *grunt*
TBG>> i got somethin' longer den dat tail you can use. ;) plus u can juz slip it down yo throat it tends to work a hella lot e-zer den yo tail holllllaaa!!!! *throws gang sign*
Lexii kicks TBG in the neck
TBG takes 90 damage
TBG>> yo wtf! i iz tryin ta hook u up baby!
Lexii>> you're a sick pig. i will never ever touch you like that. go away before i break your face.
TBG>> you wack.
TBG reaches down to scratch what might easily be considered his knee and in doing so his knee seemingly moved independently.
Lexii>> wait dont go just yet....
TBG>> oh NOW you want me to stay! u iz mad cra-z lady!
Lexii>> scratch ur...knee again.
TBG>> dat wasnt my knee foo.
TBG scratches his "knee"
Lexii>> omg...wow.
TBG>> what foo?! what da dilly now??
Lexii>> i just...umm damn..i...wow...
TBG>> yo! what iz u mumblin' abowt yo! DAMN G! YOU CONFOOZIN ME! u axin dis den dat!
Lexii>> maybe we can... "chill"?
TBG>> holla! where at?
Lexii>> my place.
TBG>> you want some of dis dont u!! hoooollaaa!!! wessideee!!!!
Lexii>> damn hell yes!
TBG>> big TBG w00t w00t!! TBG in da hiiizzzoouussseee!! who'z ya boy! bloop bloop!!! *flailing arms* mah names TBG, i gotsta big ole meat, da ladiez think itz neat, its only 3 long feet, they taste it like a treat! big TBG!!!! wooty woot!!!!
Lexii>> look let's make this quick ok i have a boyfriend who will be coming home soon and i miss that feeling of a big johnson. so let's go already.
TBG>> HOLLLLAAAA!!!!
TBG gives it to Lexii
Lexii takes 145 damage
Lexii>> OH MY GOD YES!!! FINALLY!!
TBG>> HOOOLLAAAA!!!
25 minutes later the door opens.
Greville>> WHO THE? WHAT IN THE FUCK! WHAT THE WHO THE GET THE WHAT?!?
Lexii/TBG>> oh shit!!
TBG uses flee
Greville>> whattheimtryingtofight tosavethewhendidyouwhywould....
Lexii>> oh im so sorry baby!! it was a mistake i didn't mean to go that far i, i, i didnt even know what he was doing!
TBG>> peace bitch! yo your girl iz mad azz tight AND she used dat tail holllaaa!!!
TBG hauls ass out da window and takes off toward the chocobo stables.
Greville>> A MISTAKE?!?! I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD FIT THAT MUCH IN YOUR MOUTH! AND THATS A MISTAKE???
Lexii>> i never meant to do any of that...i was...i love you!! DOESNT THAT MEAN ANYTHING?!?!?!
Greville>> but you...you...
Greville stares blankly...
Lexii>> honey?
Greville>>...
yoooooo!!! HAHAHHHA HOLLAAA!!!!! damn yo i luv dem mithra slutz yo!! i got mad game yo! dat punkazz couldnt even stop me yo holla back! he a punk nehow hahaha!!!! yo when a mithra be usin her tail like dat aint nuttin betta! 'sides a taru uhcourse ha-HAAA!! slutz n hoz yo slutz n hoz! sheit bout da only part abowt dis is gun be ridin a chocobo naked foo! damn featherz!!! HOLLA AT YA BOYYEEE!!! *thumps chest*
Mom>> TBG!!! wait!!! i need you!!!!
TBG>> %$#%!#^&
so i spot a hot azz lil whm mithra ho just standin around lost. TBG gunna have ta save da damsel in distress holla!
TBG>> what it do lil sexy?
Mithra>> stfu retard. My name is Lexii not "lil sexy"
TBG>> holla back. let a nucca hit.
Lexii>> holy mother of God you are still talking to me. how do you know im not a man?? hm? how?
TBG>> no man could be as fine as u baby.
Lexii>> im sorry retard. perhaps you don't understand? maybe i can speak in retard for you.
TBG>> hard to get holla!
Lexii>> nurma dumgledoo... nuuurrrrggggg!!! mwazzaaaak.
TBG>> yo u freaky :)
Lexii>> sweet jesus. you. are. retarded. go. away.
TBG>> yo you know how to talk like a pimp AND you religious! sheit maybe i wont just hit it n bounce yo!
Lexii>> ...im sorry i cant hear you im trying to choke myself with my tail. *grunt*
TBG>> i got somethin' longer den dat tail you can use. ;) plus u can juz slip it down yo throat it tends to work a hella lot e-zer den yo tail holllllaaa!!!! *throws gang sign*
Lexii kicks TBG in the neck
TBG takes 90 damage
TBG>> yo wtf! i iz tryin ta hook u up baby!
Lexii>> you're a sick pig. i will never ever touch you like that. go away before i break your face.
TBG>> you wack.
TBG reaches down to scratch what might easily be considered his knee and in doing so his knee seemingly moved independently.
Lexii>> wait dont go just yet....
TBG>> oh NOW you want me to stay! u iz mad cra-z lady!
Lexii>> scratch ur...knee again.
TBG>> dat wasnt my knee foo.
TBG scratches his "knee"
Lexii>> omg...wow.
TBG>> what foo?! what da dilly now??
Lexii>> i just...umm damn..i...wow...
TBG>> yo! what iz u mumblin' abowt yo! DAMN G! YOU CONFOOZIN ME! u axin dis den dat!
Lexii>> maybe we can... "chill"?
TBG>> holla! where at?
Lexii>> my place.
TBG>> you want some of dis dont u!! hoooollaaa!!! wessideee!!!!
Lexii>> damn hell yes!
TBG>> big TBG w00t w00t!! TBG in da hiiizzzoouussseee!! who'z ya boy! bloop bloop!!! *flailing arms* mah names TBG, i gotsta big ole meat, da ladiez think itz neat, its only 3 long feet, they taste it like a treat! big TBG!!!! wooty woot!!!!
Lexii>> look let's make this quick ok i have a boyfriend who will be coming home soon and i miss that feeling of a big johnson. so let's go already.
TBG>> HOLLLLAAAA!!!!
TBG gives it to Lexii
Lexii takes 145 damage
Lexii>> OH MY GOD YES!!! FINALLY!!
TBG>> HOOOLLAAAA!!!
25 minutes later the door opens.
Greville>> WHO THE? WHAT IN THE FUCK! WHAT THE WHO THE GET THE WHAT?!?
Lexii/TBG>> oh shit!!
TBG uses flee
Greville>> whattheimtryingtofight tosavethewhendidyouwhywould....
Lexii>> oh im so sorry baby!! it was a mistake i didn't mean to go that far i, i, i didnt even know what he was doing!
TBG>> peace bitch! yo your girl iz mad azz tight AND she used dat tail holllaaa!!!
TBG hauls ass out da window and takes off toward the chocobo stables.
Greville>> A MISTAKE?!?! I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD FIT THAT MUCH IN YOUR MOUTH! AND THATS A MISTAKE???
Lexii>> i never meant to do any of that...i was...i love you!! DOESNT THAT MEAN ANYTHING?!?!?!
Greville>> but you...you...
Greville stares blankly...
Lexii>> honey?
Greville>>...
yoooooo!!! HAHAHHHA HOLLAAA!!!!! damn yo i luv dem mithra slutz yo!! i got mad game yo! dat punkazz couldnt even stop me yo holla back! he a punk nehow hahaha!!!! yo when a mithra be usin her tail like dat aint nuttin betta! 'sides a taru uhcourse ha-HAAA!! slutz n hoz yo slutz n hoz! sheit bout da only part abowt dis is gun be ridin a chocobo naked foo! damn featherz!!! HOLLA AT YA BOYYEEE!!! *thumps chest*
Mom>> TBG!!! wait!!! i need you!!!!
TBG>> %$#%!#^&
posted by token black guy | 12:41 PM
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Lmao that mom still hunting TBG run like the wind!
HOLLA!!
for show play boi, just never pull their tails. knaameen son?
Mom>> TBG!!! wait!!! i need you!!!!
TBG>> %$#%!#^&
lmao
//Akkarin
Love the blog G. That shiznit is too funny. Poor TBG with the mom following him around still. Hopefully the mithra chick won't do the same!
i don't know why everyone gives you stick for this blog i think its legend, i also think its good that you are obviously an intelligent guy but you make a character to show what some people are like its genius..
although i can;'t see myself typiong like that.. have fun, peace out
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