Chillin'
aight yo. before i get inta N-E writin' and b4 any of my writin skillz can be used fo diz blog....
i gotsta drop a log yo.
fer real. my azz boutsta explode...
*22 minutes pass*
whew. aight herr goez homiez.
Mom>>where are you going TBG? let's cuddle...
TBG>> nah sun. i gotta bounce fa sho.
Mom>> but I thought...you said...but I thought you loved me....
TBG>> look. i tell all mah hoz i luv em. you lil slutz luv ta hear dat smack when im givin it to you. now leggo a mah leg. i gotta bounce.
Mom>> you...lied to me? you don't...love me?
TBG>> nah cmon yo why u gotta be all clingy n shiet damn yo.
Mom>> but...my husband is going to know I've been with someone...bigger. I can't go back to him....*sniffle*
TBG>> LOL ya shoulda thought abowt dat 'fore u let me wax it holla!
Mom>> But, but....
TBG>> ya...i shoulda put it in yo butt. ah too late now. aight foo im owtie fo showtie!! peace!
Mom>> *sniffle* I just wanted something big....*sniffle*
Door slams. Chocobo steps can be heard running very, very fast.
TBG>> hahahha wudda slut! immmaaaa piiiimpppp!!! holla!
TBG>> i ask mahself sometimes...why do deez bitches even get married or in relationships? all dey end up doin iz me. HOLLA!!! dey st00pid yo. ain't dat right choco?
Chocobo>> warkolla!
TBG>> s'right foo. s'right.
TBG travels back to kazham and enters the jungle....
Goblin Pathfinder hits TBG for 80 damage.
TBG>> yo wtf yo! wtf iz u doin dog!
GoblinPathfinder>> uhh i iz trying to mess you upwards? yo?
TBG>> ..... wtf.
Goblin Pathfinder hits TBG for 78 damage.
TBG>> yo chill wit dat shit wtf iz wrong wit you yo?
TBG>> itz me TBG ya boyee! ya homie! wtf!
GoblinPathfinder>> LOL STFU N00b!!! n00blet lol!!! im l33t! 1 w1ll me$$ your f@c3! hahahhaha Noob!!!!!
TBG Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Pathfinder across the face!
Pathfinder takes 822 damage.
TBG defeats Goblin Pathfinder.
TBG>> hell nah! i dont do dat l33t shit homo.
Mom>> but i thought you loved me....
TBG>> WTF! HOW THE FU...
Mom>> once you go black you....
TBG>> nah yo get the fuk away ho! hell nnnaahh!!!
Mom>>...........l33t?
TBG>> NNUUUOOOOOHHHH!!!
TBG takes off running into the jungle.
After 3 hours of non-stop flee he stops to breathe.
TBG>> yo wtf wuz dat?
Azure>> graawwwkk!!
TBG>> i hear dat.
Mom>>i need you....
TBG>> SONOFABITCH!!!!!
TBG uses high jump.
TBG makes no attempt to land properly....
TBG dies on impact and falls to level 44.
Mom>> love me....
Mom>> oh! I think I can salvage that slab of meat between his legs!!!
Mom starts unzipping TBG's pants....
aight yo this story ends here cuz i aint botta share wtf that crazy azz bitch did to mah dead lifeless body yo. im afraid to find out too. da price ta pimp can be mad azz steep yo and i admit i wudnt prepped fo diz level of cra-Z azz shiet. i cant even HP cuz i set dat shiz in bastok and they iz lookin 4 me der and i juz do..*muffle* *oof* *murrble murrble*
Goblin Smithy steps on TBG's head pushing his face deeper into the dirt.
Goblin Smithy rests his sword in TBG's neck.
i gotsta drop a log yo.
fer real. my azz boutsta explode...
*22 minutes pass*
whew. aight herr goez homiez.
Mom>>where are you going TBG? let's cuddle...
TBG>> nah sun. i gotta bounce fa sho.
Mom>> but I thought...you said...but I thought you loved me....
TBG>> look. i tell all mah hoz i luv em. you lil slutz luv ta hear dat smack when im givin it to you. now leggo a mah leg. i gotta bounce.
Mom>> you...lied to me? you don't...love me?
TBG>> nah cmon yo why u gotta be all clingy n shiet damn yo.
Mom>> but...my husband is going to know I've been with someone...bigger. I can't go back to him....*sniffle*
TBG>> LOL ya shoulda thought abowt dat 'fore u let me wax it holla!
Mom>> But, but....
TBG>> ya...i shoulda put it in yo butt. ah too late now. aight foo im owtie fo showtie!! peace!
Mom>> *sniffle* I just wanted something big....*sniffle*
Door slams. Chocobo steps can be heard running very, very fast.
TBG>> hahahha wudda slut! immmaaaa piiiimpppp!!! holla!
TBG>> i ask mahself sometimes...why do deez bitches even get married or in relationships? all dey end up doin iz me. HOLLA!!! dey st00pid yo. ain't dat right choco?
Chocobo>> warkolla!
TBG>> s'right foo. s'right.
TBG travels back to kazham and enters the jungle....
Goblin Pathfinder hits TBG for 80 damage.
TBG>> yo wtf yo! wtf iz u doin dog!
GoblinPathfinder>> uhh i iz trying to mess you upwards? yo?
TBG>> ..... wtf.
Goblin Pathfinder hits TBG for 78 damage.
TBG>> yo chill wit dat shit wtf iz wrong wit you yo?
TBG>> itz me TBG ya boyee! ya homie! wtf!
GoblinPathfinder>> LOL STFU N00b!!! n00blet lol!!! im l33t! 1 w1ll me$$ your f@c3! hahahhaha Noob!!!!!
TBG Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Pathfinder across the face!
Pathfinder takes 822 damage.
TBG defeats Goblin Pathfinder.
TBG>> hell nah! i dont do dat l33t shit homo.
Mom>> but i thought you loved me....
TBG>> WTF! HOW THE FU...
Mom>> once you go black you....
TBG>> nah yo get the fuk away ho! hell nnnaahh!!!
Mom>>...........l33t?
TBG>> NNUUUOOOOOHHHH!!!
TBG takes off running into the jungle.
After 3 hours of non-stop flee he stops to breathe.
TBG>> yo wtf wuz dat?
Azure>> graawwwkk!!
TBG>> i hear dat.
Mom>>i need you....
TBG>> SONOFABITCH!!!!!
TBG uses high jump.
TBG makes no attempt to land properly....
TBG dies on impact and falls to level 44.
Mom>> love me....
Mom>> oh! I think I can salvage that slab of meat between his legs!!!
Mom starts unzipping TBG's pants....
aight yo this story ends here cuz i aint botta share wtf that crazy azz bitch did to mah dead lifeless body yo. im afraid to find out too. da price ta pimp can be mad azz steep yo and i admit i wudnt prepped fo diz level of cra-Z azz shiet. i cant even HP cuz i set dat shiz in bastok and they iz lookin 4 me der and i juz do..*muffle* *oof* *murrble murrble*
Goblin Smithy steps on TBG's head pushing his face deeper into the dirt.
Goblin Smithy rests his sword in TBG's neck.
posted by token black guy | 7:25 AM
12 Comments:
it might be funny if there were actualy words here that were spelled correctly
TBG talks da way TBG talks foo! kiss mah ass! uddawise TBG be talkin like diz.
oh darn it! i had to leave that woman because i was not going to stick around. i have to spend my cash that i acquired through thievery.
omg dat shiz soundz wack! TBG would sound like a whyte boyee! AND I AINT NO WHYTE BOY!!
RETARD!
umm his spelling seemed fine to me. besides the obvious form of talking TBG does in TBG's eyes he's spelling the words fine. the only person who mispelled anything here is you. you spelled the word actually as "actualy" yes 2 "L's". surprise
Dedication mean anything to you, Token Retarded Guy?
wtf iz u talkin bout foo!
i forget to mention i hate you... and reading anything you write gives me a head-ache ?
(that wasnt supposed to be a question btw)
LOLZ you iz juz mad cuz u hung like a taru LOLOLOL poor whyte boyz!! hahahahah it aint mah fault i gotz blessed wit diz meat holla!
wtf, I dont get this shit, you people whine and bitch about how the way he writes gives you a head ache when its your damn choice to read it. If you dont like it thats great, then dont read it.
man TBG this shit is great i love reading your work. keep it up man.
HOLLA!
Some people....
Great job tbg, lots of good laughs.
//Akkarin
i like it its funny as hell keep it up TBG!
//tina
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