Goblin Smithy...yo.

I noticed dat mofo stick his damn knife in mah neck yo. dat shiz wuz str8 up wack fa sho! i made sho to make a note to whoop hiz azz when i see him next time yo fa sho holla back yo doh mofo ro da dough yobo da hobo sho flow oh no glow blow stow... damn i got skeelz. fa sho. HOLLA! So i get mah raise and my azz is out fa blood nahmeen??!!


TBG>> you! stop walkin mofo.
GoblinSmithy>> what the hell are you wearing?
TBG>> i iz wearin my kill da mofo goblin suit datz wut im wearin biotch!!
GoblinSmithy>> Hold on. You're winning, I can feel my brain sliding out of my ears from your rendition of english.
TBG>> yo datz funny dog! sike! you gay!
GoblinSmithy>> ooohhh ouch! yea wow I'm stunned. I have no comeback. You are just too smart for me. Retard.
TBG>> retard? nah foo da name is TBG and im a bad muhfucfka from 44 street and ill kick yo ass from street to street.
GoblinSmithy>> O...kay. umm so why are you standing all the way over there?
TBG>> cuz...foo...umm. shut yo mouf biotch holla! why dont u come over here slut!! ooohhhh snaap!
GoblinSmithy>> Ok.
TBG>> oh shit!


GoblinSmithy aggros TBG


TBG>> aight TBG keep it together. time to whomp diz bitch fa sho.

GoblinSmithy>> ok I'm here. Oh, and you win I am too afriad to fight you. You clearly have intimidated me with your thug-chat.
TBG>> HOLLA! S'right punk getsta steppin LOLZ!

*facestab*

TBG>> oh snap!

*pimpslap*

GoblinSmithy>> WTF?!

*neckstab*

TBG>> oh DIP!!

*baby-powder bitch slap*

GoblinSmithy>> What in the fu...

*trachea slice*

TBG and GoblinSmithy step back for a moment they are clearly evenly matched

TBG>> s'right bitch imma whoop yo azz foo!
GoblinSmithy>> You look pretty tired token black bitch.
TBG>> yo momma looked pretty tired last night when i dicked her up n down hooolllaaa!!!!!!
GoblinSmithy>> My mom is dead...thanks a lot man....
TBG>> oh snap my bad G. i wouldnt go dat low dog my bad G im sorry for yo loss.

GoblinSmithy>> CAUSE I KILLED HER THE FIRST CHANCE I GOT!!

*earstab*

TBG>> you muhfucka!!!

*dickslap*

TBG/GoblinSmithy>> ...
TBG>> aight mah bad im done.
GoblinSmithy>> Yea. This is too wierd now.
TBG>> aight later.
GoblinSmithy>> Cya.

aight yo in da heat o' battle itz mad azz e-z to get carried away 'n' do sum shiz like dat. ya know? you just attackin 'n' shit and den u do da first thing dat come to yo mind and u dickslap a bitch. when da gay level goes down a lil bit ill be back to kick dat mofoz azz u bessa believe imma win too cuz immmmmmaaa piiiimmppp!! w00t w00t wewt wewt wuht wuht wute wute woot woot Woot Woot bloop bloop woo woo holla 2007!! fo sheven! mah neven!!!! hot new werd on da street: duddleduffooooockkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*facestab*
*facestab*
*facestab*

TBG takes 200 damage
TBG falls to level 43

GoblinSmithy>> SIKE!!! .....bitch.