What it iz foo!

Aight so dis is da dilly, in my expertizzle i can tell P-Dog had got some pimp hidden up inside him. its a fack. so wut we needsta do is bring dat inner pimp outta him. frum my own personal essperince i seen dat when u put a mofo in a rough situation dey tend ta get a lil cra-Z in herrrr nahmeen?? forcin his mofo azz to respond with da powers of da pimp unseen by da crackas 'n' dem lil nerds 'n' shit. so where did i take mah boy to get his powerz unlocked? bastok! home of da whyte people. yea yea der iz some galkas sprinkled around here n der but all in all its juz white people doin da slavery thing again but wit people 3 times they size. i dunno how dey do it yo but i give em props for pullin it off. again. white people.



P-Dog>> where we going TBG?
TBG>> to mah hood in bastok foo.
P-Dog>> why? whats there?
TBG>> ill tell you when we get there. stop axin so many damn st00pid questions muh fuckah.
P-Dog>> sir, yes sir, sorry sir!
TBG>> good god P-Dog remind me why i chill wit you again.
P-Dog>> cuz I iz fly *Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz bzz bzzzz*


TBG kicks P-Dog dead in hiz teef yo!!
P-Dog takes 90 damage.



P-Dog>> *muffled* my teerf aww what tvhe thuck?!
TBG>> you fukkin imitaded a damn fly P-Dog. why would u do dat?
P-Dog>> cuz... i thought i wuz fly...*wipes mouth*
TBG>> no P-Dog. AND STOP WIPING UR MOUF ON YO THREADS!! damn now you got mad azz blood on yo shit.
P-Dog>> ill just say i capped some white mofo with my nine milly!! crap crap crap!!!


TBG slaps P-Dog aside da face!
P-Dog takes 45 damage


TBG>> im losin fayth in you dog. im losin fayth.
P-Dog>> im sorry TBG. i just miss my friends smitty and mr. beeington and im over here trying to be a pimp cuz i wanna show smitty how cool i can be.
TBG>> well you doin a shitty azz job wit dem shit ass wordz u be usin yo. stop being so wack!
P-Dog>> ok ok ill stop.
TBG>> good. look we iz already here foo. we gun wait till night den we gonna sneak in and i want you to rob a white boy of his chocobo aight?
P-Dog>> huh? why?


TBG stares blankly at P-Dog...


P-Dog>> yes sir! sorry sir!
TBG>> dats mo like it!


TBG and P-Dog wait until nightfall. suddenly the thump thump thump of a chocobo running can be heard heading thier way.

P-Dog jumps out in front of it!


P-Dog>> oh snap! dont run me over!!!!
Cracka>> woahhh!!!
P-Dog>> im sorry can you help me?
Cracka>> we dont take kindly to your kind around here.
P-Dog>> uh huh....yea, i just need directions...
Cracka>> well I'd be careful where ah wander off ta'. someone might not take to kindly to your kind.
P-Dog>> well i dont take kindly to people not taking kindly to people. Cracka>> ...I...hmm..
P-Dog>> anyway i was.... oh wow nice chocobo!
Cracka>> thanks ah raised it mahself with mah family in our farms. shes a beauty ain't she?
P-Dog>> yea shes great can i sit on her? maybe take her for a quick jog?
Cracka>> ah 'spose you can test her out for yourself. juz don't go gettin crazy now I know how you people can be.
P-Dog>> what the hell is that supposed to mean? yo.


P-Dog mounts Gale Chocolat.


TBG>> BOUNCE! dat dumb ass white boy let you get on his bird yo! haul ass! run P-Dog!!!
P-Dog>> oh dip! diggty doooo!!!!!


P-Dog takes off with da st00pid cracka's chocobo.


Cracka>> hey shes mine! bring me back my baby!! you there! black man! give me back my chocobo!
TBG>> nah foo shez mine now biotch! she gun be gettin dicked-up by all my boyz chocobos like woah! TRAIN TRAIN!!! gang bangs baby!
Cracka>> NNUUOOOOHHHH!!!!!
TBG>> err damn black chocobo in da city of sandy gonna get up in her and yell HOLLAA!!!!!
Cracka>> thats it you're dead!!!


Cracka attacks TBG with his whip!
TBG takes 10 damage.


TBG>> hahahaha you weak foo you weak! mah gear blockz 90% of white people holla back!
Cracka>> oh yea?


Cracka uses call.
10 white people appear!!


TBG>> oh snap...
Cracka>> thats right you better snap. snap away. snap for your life.

white guys 1-10 attack TBG!
TBG suffers 110 damage and has a strange desire to say yesah massa!


TBG>> yes...masss..... NO! I MUST WHOOP DEEZ NIGGAZ!!
Cracka>> muahahaha we always travel in groups. we know you people just want our shoes.
TBG>> you aint won yet mofo!


white guys 1-10 attack!
TBG suffers 96 damage and suddenly feels like working in fields and/or mines.


TBG>> nurgh! *TBG falls to one knee*
Cracka>> SUBMIT!!


TBG stands slowly. His head lowered. He begins opening his cellie.

Cracka>> what are you doing?! work for me now! work without pay!


TBG begins dialing a number..."My Cousins"
TBG's cousins appear!


Cracka>> OH NO!
TBG>> yo deez crackaz iz tryin to punk me whoop dey ass yo.
Cousins>> holla.


Cousins attack!!
Cracka's white boys vanish!


Cracka>> this cannot be... you stole my chocobo you beat up my allies against the darkies and now you seek to destroy me...
TBG>> holla. you is bizzy boutsta get yo ass beat son.
Cracka>> you'll pay for this someday TBG. someday!!!!
TBG>> white boyz. *shakes head* ya'll neva learn when you get beat to stfu.


TBG and hiz cousin's jump dat cracka muh fuckah!
Cracka suffers 3426 points of damage
Cracka falls to level 29
Cracka drops Wallet
Cracka drops l00t
Cracka drops New Kicks
Cracka drops Credit Card +2
Cracka drops 10384 gil
Cracka drops House Key


TBG>> holla back! i love jackin deez white boyz fo dey shit nahmeen?!
Cousins>> holla! lata TBG.


TBG's Cousins disappear..


TBG>> now i gotta find da P-Dog. where da hell did dat mofo run off too...


Holla back youngin' wewt wewt!! erbody should jack a white boy at least once in they lyfe nahmeen?? dem mofoz is soo st00pid yo! dey carry all they shit on dem like the world is botta end or sum shiet and den they wonder why nikkaz like me iz always robbin they azzes LOLZ!! slow azz mofoz!!!! but on da real i gotta find P-Dog. hes a dum azz mofo and i know hiz ass is lost in da wrong part of town by now. shieeettttt. holla back!!!! I'm owtie fo showtie!!!!