Nerdz yo. Nerdz

aight i gotta find mah boy yo. im worried... i never thought id be worried abt hiz dumass but damn. that mofo is startin ta grow on me. he done stole dat crackaz chocobo and i done stole his lewt and we gotsta spend all of diz cheddah on sum booze baby! where would a goblin go to hide hiz prize? somewhere far from bastok holla! where would P-Dog go? fukkin IN bastok. idiot.



TBG>> i gotta find dis cat. good thing i blend in wit da darkness.
TBG>> hmmm i guess i could check out da slums. i know some peeps there. lesseee....


TBG searches the slums and finds no signs of chocobos or P-Dog. suddenly by the chocobo stables on his way out he hears some voices.

Nerd>> im l33t! gimme ur chocobo! i need to be uber ski11z! LOL
P-Dog>> no! stay away!
Nerd>> give to me TEH choco! it i$ myne! i have 5,000,000,000gil and 1 am rank10 n00b! N00BBB!!! LMAO
P-Dog>> what are you saying...it makes no sense!
Nerd>> omfg n00b! ur such a n00b! nooblet!! im better than u! i am rank 10!!!
P-Dog>> so what? its mine i stole it! get away your acne is burning my skin!!!!


TBG kicks the door down!


TBG>> you bessa back da hell off punkazz.
Nerd>> LOLZ LOLZ its a n00bathon!! ur not l33t like me! im rank 10 level 75!! ALL J0BZ! 1 w1ll haxxorz joo!! LOLZ
TBG>> boy get da mess away frum da P-Dog before you get niggity knocked the fuk owt!
Nerd>> MOOOOOMMM!!! HEELLLPPP!!!!!
Mom>> get away from my son! stop picking on him! he the coolest kid in school!!!!
TBG>> wtf! you a fine ass mom ;)
Mom>> huh.... get away you....BLACK MAN!!
TBG>> dont hate baby. give in to yo need fo da dark milk chocolate...
Nerd>> ZOMG!! st0p talk1ng to my mommy like that! im rank 10!!! i have more gilz than joo!!
TBG>> im boutsta woop yo azz boy holla!
P-Dog>> ( my head is hurting....what the hell are they saying....)
Mom>> dark chocolate?? are you....the.....milf hunter??
TBG>> s'right baby n im boutsta hunt you~
Mom>> mmm ive never had dark chocolate....
Nerd>> NO MOM WHAT ABOUT DAD!!!! WHAT AB0UT MY RANK 10!!! YOU HAVE TO PAY MY MONTHLY B1LL M0M I NEED TO BE L33T!!!!!!
TBG>> come a lil closa.. i promise ill be gentle wit u baby.
Mom>> i hear black men are...well.....endowed....
TBG>> and i hear you be wantin ta find owt.
Nerd>> joo are goink d0wn 1 am l33t! i am haxxorz joo! i am rank 10!! i am better!
P-Dog>> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMN RETARD!!!


P-Dog jams a rusty bucket in the nerd's eye!
Nerd takes 76 damage


Nerd>> IM TELLING!!!!! GM! GM!!!!! ZOMG L33T IM L33T!!!


P-Dog takes a baseball bat to the nerd's left temple!
Nerd takes 92 damage

Nerd>> haxx...oorzzz...l33...

P-Dog kicks Nerd in his mouth!
Nerd takes 60 damage

Nerd>> l3...3t....

P-Dog rips his hand through the nerd's chest grasping his heart.
P-Dog slides his heart along a cheese grater.
P-Dog then proceeds to remove the nerd's spine through the cavity in his chest in one of the most violent and painful manners one could remove a spine.
Nerd takes 34,874,083 damage.
Nerd is disconnecting.....

P-Dog>> FINALLY! GOOD GOD! I HATE THOSE FUCKING NERDS!
Nerd>> l...3.......3...t....
P-Dog>>AAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P-Dog's head explodes.
P-Dog falls to the ground....lifeless....


TBG>> damn yo...
Mom>> wow...
TBG>> yo lets go to my moghouse baby.
Mom>> is it true once you go black you never go back?
TBG>> baby when i get thru wit u yo husband gonna feel like he throwin a hotdog down a hallway holla!!!!
Mom>> YAY!!!



Holla!! if derz one thing TBG like mo den a taru slut itz a MILF!! dey man juz dont cut it no mo cuz he iz old and sorry. plus we all know dem whyte boyz iz hung like a taru fa sho! oh....P-Dog? nah he'll be aight. i gotta give it to dis mama if ya know what i meeeeennnn!!! holla back! shes boutsta feel da TBG! if her man walks in imma use da flee!! we all know she gun be lovin mah bee!! cuz itz built like da trunk o dat tree!!! holllaaaa in da hizzleee!!!! im bizzy boutsta jizzle on diz mizzle julooda maaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! weeeesssiiideeeee!!!!! Crips fo life!!!!!