Time to Bounce Yo!
When we left off, TBG had become TWG. Unbeknownst to TBG apparently drinking makes him act retarded/like a surfer boy. P-Dog noticed this discrepancy and took it upon himself to save his mentor and friend and return him to his normal state before he does something to ruin the good name of pimps around the world.
P-Dog pegs TWG in his domepiece yo!!
TWG takes 48 damage
P-Dog pegs TWG in da grape! Oh snap!
TWG takes 62 damage
TWG>> uunngghhh....*grumble*
P-Dog>> you ok? you there? come back to me TBG.
TWG>> i...iz....am....are.......
P-Dog>> cmon TBG use poor grammar. you can do it! say yo and stuff!
TWG>> i...word?...G...fuffloodle......
P-Dog>>yea there you go...dog! western side! wardy! holler behind!!
TBG>> wtf iz u sayin yo! you sound mad azz retarded yo i got a hangover and u spittin dat homo shit out. i thought i told yo azz to stop talkin'. SLOWGUUYYY!!
P-Dog>> TBG!!!! wood wood!! you are mah male!!
TBG>> damn dog u iz fukkin wack just STFU!! stop ur fukkin killin me B.
Taruchick>> hey gu....ys... wtf happened to TBG?? you're all bloody in the head.
TBG>> i got a hangova...
P-Dog>> i fixed him up! :D
TBG rubs the back of his head.
TBG>> OH SHIT!! WTF!! im bleeding! why am i bleeding yo! who jumped me yo! datz it! somebody is boutsta get a cap bustin in they azz yo! holla!
P-Dog>> it was some....uh....white kids! yea white kids jumped you! they said something about wanting your lood.
TBG>> holy christ... P-Dog, its loot. you cant say lewt? or loot? iz it dat fukin hard? cmon B. seriously i aint playin' iz it dat hard?
P-Dog>> thats what i said TBG. lood. whats da matta. yoz!
TBG>> dog...you are... you're a retard yo.
TBG>> P-Dog we gotta find deez white boys yo. we gonna steal they kickz and they hoz holla!
P-Dog>> and thier bikes!!
TBG>> word up.
Taruchick>> haha you guys are too funny. ^^ oh look at that elvaan over there! i like his armor!
Taruchick runs toward the elvaan paladin shouting about height or something along those lines...
TBG>> damn dat lil taru is a slut P-Dog. you sure you didnt catch nuffin frum 'er?
P-Dog>> nope i wrapped up wit dem galka strength "jackets".
TBG>> word. u gotta be wary of slutz like dat G. u never know what they gun try n pull on yo azz.
P-Dog>> so master. when do we resume my training??
TBG>> as soon as you stop axin gay azz questions an' shit.
P-Dog>> umm yes sir. yo sir yo.
TBG>> (st00pid azz)
P-Dog stands there smiling.
TBG>> aight yo lets get back to giddeus and talk to Hoo Mjuu da Master of da Slap of Pimps. besides me uhcourse.
P-Dog>> why dont you just teach me TBG.
TBG>> cuz foo! i dont need no sorry azz punk knowin' mah skillz damn G!
P-Dog>> holla back!
TBG>> boy im this close to slappi.. aight fine that was a ok "holla back". But i should still slap you for the future jacked up shiz dat i KNOW you gun spit out yo mouf yo.
P-Dog>> nah jigglez i kno how da pimpz be tawlking. and diggy doo dangles i be gun talk like a pimple fo life harlar backloof!!!! west area and stuff biglufuck.
TBG sprinkles baby powder on the back of his hand.
TBG sprinkles baby powder on the front of his hand.
TBG str8 up bitch slaps da shit outta P-Dog. Oh snap yo!! I think P-Dog is dead yo!!! HOLLA!
P-Dog was defeated by TBG.
TBG>> dog i want you ta remembah dis aight? dat slap wuz da baby powda bitch slap. instant deaf. ever hear of da 5 point palm exploding heart technique? diz shit makez dat shit look like sissy shit. open yo mouf wit wack azz slime like dat again and imma slap you so hard dat lil taru slut's mouf is gonna hurt back when she went down on you da night b4 last from the sheer vibration of the slap i would issue you today. nahmeen? FOO!
P-Dog>> ...*deflating tire sound*
TBG>> s'right! s'what i thought foo.
TBG>> aight P-Dog lets bounce. we got white boyz dat need ta get jumped...holla*nods head*
DAAAMMMNN DOG!!! TBG allowed P-Dog a chance to speak his mind but damn. Even my eyes hurt, and I'm the guy who typed that mindless shit. Actually I do feel a little slower... Ok well you enjoy this im going to go read a thesaurus. Or a playboy, HOLLA BACK!
P-Dog pegs TWG in his domepiece yo!!
TWG takes 48 damage
P-Dog pegs TWG in da grape! Oh snap!
TWG takes 62 damage
TWG>> uunngghhh....*grumble*
P-Dog>> you ok? you there? come back to me TBG.
TWG>> i...iz....am....are.......
P-Dog>> cmon TBG use poor grammar. you can do it! say yo and stuff!
TWG>> i...word?...G...fuffloodle......
P-Dog>>yea there you go...dog! western side! wardy! holler behind!!
TBG>> wtf iz u sayin yo! you sound mad azz retarded yo i got a hangover and u spittin dat homo shit out. i thought i told yo azz to stop talkin'. SLOWGUUYYY!!
P-Dog>> TBG!!!! wood wood!! you are mah male!!
TBG>> damn dog u iz fukkin wack just STFU!! stop ur fukkin killin me B.
Taruchick>> hey gu....ys... wtf happened to TBG?? you're all bloody in the head.
TBG>> i got a hangova...
P-Dog>> i fixed him up! :D
TBG rubs the back of his head.
TBG>> OH SHIT!! WTF!! im bleeding! why am i bleeding yo! who jumped me yo! datz it! somebody is boutsta get a cap bustin in they azz yo! holla!
P-Dog>> it was some....uh....white kids! yea white kids jumped you! they said something about wanting your lood.
TBG>> holy christ... P-Dog, its loot. you cant say lewt? or loot? iz it dat fukin hard? cmon B. seriously i aint playin' iz it dat hard?
P-Dog>> thats what i said TBG. lood. whats da matta. yoz!
TBG>> dog...you are... you're a retard yo.
TBG>> P-Dog we gotta find deez white boys yo. we gonna steal they kickz and they hoz holla!
P-Dog>> and thier bikes!!
TBG>> word up.
Taruchick>> haha you guys are too funny. ^^ oh look at that elvaan over there! i like his armor!
Taruchick runs toward the elvaan paladin shouting about height or something along those lines...
TBG>> damn dat lil taru is a slut P-Dog. you sure you didnt catch nuffin frum 'er?
P-Dog>> nope i wrapped up wit dem galka strength "jackets".
TBG>> word. u gotta be wary of slutz like dat G. u never know what they gun try n pull on yo azz.
P-Dog>> so master. when do we resume my training??
TBG>> as soon as you stop axin gay azz questions an' shit.
P-Dog>> umm yes sir. yo sir yo.
TBG>> (st00pid azz)
P-Dog stands there smiling.
TBG>> aight yo lets get back to giddeus and talk to Hoo Mjuu da Master of da Slap of Pimps. besides me uhcourse.
P-Dog>> why dont you just teach me TBG.
TBG>> cuz foo! i dont need no sorry azz punk knowin' mah skillz damn G!
P-Dog>> holla back!
TBG>> boy im this close to slappi.. aight fine that was a ok "holla back". But i should still slap you for the future jacked up shiz dat i KNOW you gun spit out yo mouf yo.
P-Dog>> nah jigglez i kno how da pimpz be tawlking. and diggy doo dangles i be gun talk like a pimple fo life harlar backloof!!!! west area and stuff biglufuck.
TBG sprinkles baby powder on the back of his hand.
TBG sprinkles baby powder on the front of his hand.
TBG str8 up bitch slaps da shit outta P-Dog. Oh snap yo!! I think P-Dog is dead yo!!! HOLLA!
P-Dog was defeated by TBG.
TBG>> dog i want you ta remembah dis aight? dat slap wuz da baby powda bitch slap. instant deaf. ever hear of da 5 point palm exploding heart technique? diz shit makez dat shit look like sissy shit. open yo mouf wit wack azz slime like dat again and imma slap you so hard dat lil taru slut's mouf is gonna hurt back when she went down on you da night b4 last from the sheer vibration of the slap i would issue you today. nahmeen? FOO!
P-Dog>> ...*deflating tire sound*
TBG>> s'right! s'what i thought foo.
TBG>> aight P-Dog lets bounce. we got white boyz dat need ta get jumped...holla*nods head*
DAAAMMMNN DOG!!! TBG allowed P-Dog a chance to speak his mind but damn. Even my eyes hurt, and I'm the guy who typed that mindless shit. Actually I do feel a little slower... Ok well you enjoy this im going to go read a thesaurus. Or a playboy, HOLLA BACK!
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