When I Get Shitty

Last time we left off P-Dog had finally had a taste of the pimps dream. He tagged a Taru-taru. TBG was pretty upset about the whole thing but he was proud of his boy. He decided that drowning his sorrows/joy was a good way to finish off the night and figured he would probably end the night getting laid anyway because he whole-heartedly believes being drunk makes him more attractive and extra smooth. Reasonably so because drinking really does do that for us. :D That afternoon P-Dog decides to check on TBG and get back into training but....






P-Dog>> yo TBG. last night was cra-Z! that little taru ho wuz off the chain! yo!
TBG>> im happy for you pathfinder. you are pretty lucky.
P-Dog>> wtf... yo?
TBG>> pardon?
P-Dog>> whats wrong with you TBG?
TBG>> oh! hahaha! I've been drinking a little, ha.
P-Dog>> you dont seem like you have...you seem.....different.
TBG>> how so?
P-Dog>> well for one you dont seem very intoxicated...and you are not very pimp-like.
TBG>> why would I want to seem pimp-like? you're so silly pathfinder.
P-Dog>> what??? but you're TBG the pimpiest pimp that ever pimpped! your knowledge of pimpin' and mastery of pimpology is second to none! you have black belts in pimp-fu, pimpjitsu, and pimp-tai.
TBG>> what in blazes are you talking about??
P-Dog>> this is bad...


TBG takes another swig of jaeger.


P-Dog>> you're drinkin' it straight?!?!
TBG>> yea this is good stuff dude.
P-Dog>> DUDE!?!? WTF IS DUDE??


TBG takes another swig.


P-Dog>> no stop!
TBG>> like chill man! this stuff is gnarly! wooahhhh....
P-Dog>> cant you hear yourself!? you sound like...like...(DUN DUN DUNNNN) A WHITE GUY!!!!
TWG>> dude you are soooo, like, loco man.
P-Dog>> NNNUOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!
Taruchick>> ^^ hiya P-Dog. hi TBG.
TWG>> like woah! check out this hot mama-jama. like, wanna go grab a cup o' joe? maybe surf?
Taruchick>> ^^ok!! that sounds like fun!!
TWG>> cool beans! totally rad!
P-Dog>> yo dog! listen G! u iz...*grunt* a.. playa! you cant be *struggle* ackin' a foo! urgh!
TWG>> ...get a life dude. hahaha!


TWG and Taruchick walk away leaving pathfinder to himself.


P-Dog>> i must save TBG. i must....


Later that evening....P-Dog is watching TBG and Taruchick. He is clutching an object that can bludgeon TWG into TBG at the right moment...


TWG>> hehe that was tubular fun lil lady!
Taruchick>> yea it was teehee^^
TWG>> what do you wanna do now?
Taruchick>> well, i am dick height :D
TWG>> RAAADDDD!!!!


P-Dog>>hmm. maybe it can wait till later.


Will P-Dog save TBG?? Will TBG become TWG forever??? Will Taruchick ever stop being a super-slut??? Only time will tell!! To be continued....


TWG>> COWABUNGA!!!!!!!
P-Dog>> ...lucky bastard....