The Pimp Within

mah boy P dog is gonna get a break so he can do up da halloween hotne$$ and chill from da pimpin' biz fo a hot minute. so we sho nuff didnt waste no time gettin down to sandy wit da quickness cuz we already kno therz gun be sum str8 up SLUTS dressin like HOZ up in dat piece and we cant wait to get all up in em nahmeen?!!? HOLLA BACK WODY!!!!


TBG>> yo P dog. grab dat yagudo priest-pimp we need to get to sandy like woah yo fa sho so we can see some hoz n maybe get em to blow yo.
P-Dog>> (ok what did he just say? lessee... priest..sandy...OK!) for shore yo!
TBG>>...juz do it dog.
P-Dog>> 'ey yo priest.
Priest>> wut it do pimpette.
P-Dog>> umm nuddin Gee.
Priest>>aight den im outtie fo showtie pizzle g dog blookamoof.
TBG>> wait! wtf P-Dog? damn u wack! yo priest wait up dog i need u ta holla!
Priest>> no diggity no doubt u ready?
TBG>> fa sho!
P-Dog>> words up there!
Priest>> what the fu..
TBG>> juz ignore 'im yo.
Priest>> aight aight.


Yagudo Priest Pimp starts casting telelport-HOLLA BACK!
Yagudo Priest, P-Dog, and TBG disappear...


TBG>> holla!
Priest>> i just did yo we iz already here B.
TBG>> no no i wuz juz sayin holla cuz we here already yo.
Priest>> oh mah bad G.
TBG>> issall good.
P-Dog>> (what do i say what do i say) uhh... yo yo yo!! jimmy doo!


TBG slaps P-Dog up in da eye yo!
P-Dog takes 80 damage. holla!


P-Dog>> damn i iz alwayz messin stuff up and stuff yo.
TBG>> datz cuz u wack n u tryin too hard foo! anyway thanks fo da tele-holla pimp peace out!
Priest>> no doubt.
TBG>> aight P. letz grab some choco beamers and roll into sandy. holla!
P-Dog>> um. ok........yo?
TBG>> wuteva homie. les go!


so me n a P-Dog is rollin, patrollin. on da way to sandy he iz seein some fly azz hunnies in they slutty azz costumes makin they way to da city of elvaanly love. I cant believe how many hoz i seen juz runnin to da city. me n da P-Dog iz boutsta have us sum fun holllllaaaa!!!!


P-Dog>> oh snickly doo Gee! look at all dem whores!
TBG>> STFU dog! ur gunna blow up mah spot B! dont be callin em whores yo! we aint payin fa nuffin so dont call em dat yo damn u stoopid!
P-Dog>> oh snappsticks mah incorrect!
TBG>> aight G check it check it. new rule for u as a p-i-m-p.
P-Dog>>lay it in places B im a-listenin'
TBG>> yea. yea you dont talk at all. aight g?
P-Dog>> ...? ok but...?
TBG>> stop. you dont talk. juz close ya mouf and fuhget about talkin ok B?
P-Dog>> ...
TBG>> aight koo. now lemme game us some hoz! holla!


so me n the silent pimpette moved thru da city lookin for a suitable slut holla! and dayum did we ever get lucky! my favorite!!


Taruchick>> hi there^^
TBG>>what it iz baby! let a nikka hit!
P-Dog>>...
Taruchick>> haha ur funny^^
TBG>> fa sho! u feelin mah flow? check out diz loot im packin'
Taruchick>> haha ok? umm nice loot?
TBG>> s'right lil hunny! check out mah chain!
Taruchick>> umm ok nice necklace thing thats umm fantastic...
P-Dog>>...
Taruchick>> whos ur friend hes awfully quiet.
TBG>> neva mind dis foo da names TBG and i got mad dough, i know how ta flow, when da cops iz on me i aint neva slow, and i know how to spot a fine azz ho, yo!
Taruchick>> thats really remarkable. no really. but whos ur friend.
TBG>> his name is P-Dog he dont be talkin much cuz he a crazy azz foo.
Taruchick>> i think hes cute ^^
P-Dog>>...!!!
TBG>> uhh word. anyway letz get a room n chill! we gun get some schizer!!!!! sip sip sip!
Taruchick>> mind if i hang out with P-Dog?
P-Dog>> its not a problem. we can do whatever makes you feel good. i hope you like having fun cuz thats what i do best and its the only thing im interested in doing.
Taruchick>> ^^ i love having fun!! lets go!
P-Dog>> lets chill in my room. the night is on u. im up for anything and everything.
Taruchick>> well.... i am dick height :D
P-Dog>> holla.
TBG>> WTF! WTF! yo! yo P-Dog! dont leemee here yo! NIKKA U WACK!!!!!


TBG lets the only tear fall from his left eye. A tear of pride.


yo. fo real doh. how da fuk do P-Dog get da ho b4 me yo! i knew he had sum kinda lil pimp skill in him. but damn yo! i wanted to hit that like woah!! errbody knows i love dem lil taru taru hoz and everyti...


P-Dog>> Yolucklamoofarama!!!!!!!


AW DAMN YO!! now i KNOW she hookin him up wit dem skillz yo!! diz iz wack!!! WACK!! dat cra-Z azz shit he juz said is pimp chizat and takes mad azz inspiration to come up wit. damn yo imma bust dat nucca in his teef when i see him. but fo now i bessa best get me a ho fo da night cuz i needsta let off some steam.


TBG>> wut it do lil sexy! check out mah chain!!!