Pimpology 101
Aight, i can see path aint ready fa no hoz juz yet. its all good we allz gotsta start somewhere holla! so imma take it one step at a time and teach diz foo one bit of pimpin' at a time and if we iz lucky den at da end he should be all pimpity n shit n ready ta game some sluts holla!!!! lesson #1 on pimpin 101 iz da ability to talk like a pimp. ya needsta kno how ta flow like a crazy a$$ mofo fa sho yo holla back wesside bitch! see? pimp.
TBG>> yo. yo path. yo. path yo. path wtf. path fukkin listen, PATH!
TBG slaps pathfinder for 57
Pathfinder>> ow! cmon wait im trying to get *muffle* these *grunt* IN! *grunt* *POP* AUGHH!!
TBG>> boy wut in da fu... wut iz you doin over der G!?
Pathfinder smiles at TBG revealing a gold grill and bloody gums.
TBG>> DOG! ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?
Pathfinder>> i wanth thoo bee like you. *drip*
TBG>> i can see that mofo! dog ur face is str8 up drippin dog dat shit aint pimp neever. you look like u just got yo mouf raped. take dat shit out yo face.
Pathfinder>> but thith ith pimp thit nithaaaaa....
TBG>> take dat fake ass grill out yo mouf fo you get kicked dead in yo domepiece dog i aint playin'.
Pathfinder>> ...fine. ill take them out. thtoopid jerk.
TBG str8 up baby powder bitch slaps dat fake ass grill out pathfinders face fa sho!!
pathfinder takes 300 damage
*a set of fake gold teeth go flying and hit a kid in his eye*
Pathfinder>> aw maaannn.
TBG>> trust me u gun live. now pay attention u dum bitch.
Pathfinder>> hollering.
TBG>> pay attention AND stfu retard.
Pathfinder>>ok. shutin up....yo.
TBG>> im bout this close to slappin you again. foo.
Pathfinder>>....
TBG>>stop moving yo mouf too. dat shit iz pi$$in me off just da same.
TBG>> ok i dun went and spent mah lewt gettin u a pimpology speech therapist. diz iz mah dog so i got me a deal but dat dont mean yo azz gun be slackin off neever nahmeen?
Pathfinder>>...
TBG>> you can say yes you dum bitch.
Pathfinder>> holler.
TBG stares blankly at Pathfinder
TBG>> aight NEwayz i got Eyee Monn da Iron Pimp up in herr rdy to teach u how da pimp chat is s'pose ta flow out yo mouf! listen to dis nikka talk da talk and learn foo, learnnn.
Iron Pimp>> wut it do nikkazzz!!! Big PATHHH wut it izzzzz!!!!! G! im da iron pimp and i gotsta flow fa sho! ya mama's a ho and she be makin me dat dough. imma teach you wut it do when da time comes to stun a foo wich yo pimp chat. proper pimp chat WILL get u hoz and it WILL make a whyte boy run HOLLA!! lemme hear wut u got B. lay yo pimp on me.
Pathfinder>> ok uhh uhhh uhh mah name is pathf...
Eyee Monn da Iron Pimp sneaks Pathfinder in da domepiece HOLLA!
Pathfinder takes 80 damage
Iron Pimp>> yo TBG i shoulda snuck u too fo lettin his mouf open wit dat jacked up shit yo!
TBG>> i know B... i know. i juz wanted u to see how wack diz bitch iz yo. he needs mad azz help nahmeen??
Iron Pimp>> thats fa sho! he got discipline tho. he dont talk till he gets talked to. props TBG.
TBG>> holla
Iron Pimp>>holla
TBG>> how long u think it gun be till diz foo learnz da talk??
Iron Pimp>> the force is strong in this one TBG. he is almost ready to be a jed...
TBG>> what da fuck did u just... whatchu talkin bout? you crazy??!?!
Iron Pimp>> mah bad G mah bad. The yagudos been into dat star wars sheit lately. just thought itd be dope to mix it with our pim..
TBG>> No. No. it wont. stop.
Iron Pimp>>aight aight chill itz all good mah nizzlack.
Pathfinder>> No diggity.
TBG/Iron Pimp>> OH SNAP!!
it seems my boy path may have da ability to talk like a pimp!! dat "no diggity" right at the end was str8 up perfect. when i first started my pimpin biz not even i coulda placed a "no diggity" wit dat much pimp juice. sheit he might be more pimp den me one day HOLLA! Da Iron Pimp will def have to take his time wit path cuz he gotsta unlock his hidden inner pimp and teach him da pimp-slap attack. ill pick him up a stack of baby powders fo extra empha$i$ cuz a pimp gotta make his mark on yo face nahmeen??? once mah boy path getz all up in one o' dem lil taru taru sluts yo he gun know wut pimp is all about!! dem lil sluts iz craz-E!! itz cuz dey little too yo, dey think dey gotta do extra shit to make u like dem mo'. shoot last taru i had did sum craz-E a$$ deepthroat yo! dat lil ho looked like a TBG-meat mithkabob HOLLA BACKKKK!!!!!!! she didnt even flinch yo! 'course i had to bounce after cuz dey be tryin ta cast bind on yo azz so u dont go nowhere but i got skillz so itz all good! aight dogz im owtie fo showtie! i gotta hit up my yagudo homiez n get some o' dat "fire water" hollaaa baccckkkk nikkaaaa!!! wesside!! bloop bloop!!! 2006 my shizzle bizzle crizzle dizzle gizzle umdizzle fumbladizzle ormarizzle thizzle fumbaroladizzamoofalizzle!!!!!! (it means peace owt cracka!)
TBG>> yo. yo path. yo. path yo. path wtf. path fukkin listen, PATH!
TBG slaps pathfinder for 57
Pathfinder>> ow! cmon wait im trying to get *muffle* these *grunt* IN! *grunt* *POP* AUGHH!!
TBG>> boy wut in da fu... wut iz you doin over der G!?
Pathfinder smiles at TBG revealing a gold grill and bloody gums.
TBG>> DOG! ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?
Pathfinder>> i wanth thoo bee like you. *drip*
TBG>> i can see that mofo! dog ur face is str8 up drippin dog dat shit aint pimp neever. you look like u just got yo mouf raped. take dat shit out yo face.
Pathfinder>> but thith ith pimp thit nithaaaaa....
TBG>> take dat fake ass grill out yo mouf fo you get kicked dead in yo domepiece dog i aint playin'.
Pathfinder>> ...fine. ill take them out. thtoopid jerk.
TBG str8 up baby powder bitch slaps dat fake ass grill out pathfinders face fa sho!!
pathfinder takes 300 damage
*a set of fake gold teeth go flying and hit a kid in his eye*
Pathfinder>> aw maaannn.
TBG>> trust me u gun live. now pay attention u dum bitch.
Pathfinder>> hollering.
TBG>> pay attention AND stfu retard.
Pathfinder>>ok. shutin up....yo.
TBG>> im bout this close to slappin you again. foo.
Pathfinder>>....
TBG>>stop moving yo mouf too. dat shit iz pi$$in me off just da same.
TBG>> ok i dun went and spent mah lewt gettin u a pimpology speech therapist. diz iz mah dog so i got me a deal but dat dont mean yo azz gun be slackin off neever nahmeen?
Pathfinder>>...
TBG>> you can say yes you dum bitch.
Pathfinder>> holler.
TBG stares blankly at Pathfinder
TBG>> aight NEwayz i got Eyee Monn da Iron Pimp up in herr rdy to teach u how da pimp chat is s'pose ta flow out yo mouf! listen to dis nikka talk da talk and learn foo, learnnn.
Iron Pimp>> wut it do nikkazzz!!! Big PATHHH wut it izzzzz!!!!! G! im da iron pimp and i gotsta flow fa sho! ya mama's a ho and she be makin me dat dough. imma teach you wut it do when da time comes to stun a foo wich yo pimp chat. proper pimp chat WILL get u hoz and it WILL make a whyte boy run HOLLA!! lemme hear wut u got B. lay yo pimp on me.
Pathfinder>> ok uhh uhhh uhh mah name is pathf...
Eyee Monn da Iron Pimp sneaks Pathfinder in da domepiece HOLLA!
Pathfinder takes 80 damage
Iron Pimp>> yo TBG i shoulda snuck u too fo lettin his mouf open wit dat jacked up shit yo!
TBG>> i know B... i know. i juz wanted u to see how wack diz bitch iz yo. he needs mad azz help nahmeen??
Iron Pimp>> thats fa sho! he got discipline tho. he dont talk till he gets talked to. props TBG.
TBG>> holla
Iron Pimp>>holla
TBG>> how long u think it gun be till diz foo learnz da talk??
Iron Pimp>> the force is strong in this one TBG. he is almost ready to be a jed...
TBG>> what da fuck did u just... whatchu talkin bout? you crazy??!?!
Iron Pimp>> mah bad G mah bad. The yagudos been into dat star wars sheit lately. just thought itd be dope to mix it with our pim..
TBG>> No. No. it wont. stop.
Iron Pimp>>aight aight chill itz all good mah nizzlack.
Pathfinder>> No diggity.
TBG/Iron Pimp>> OH SNAP!!
it seems my boy path may have da ability to talk like a pimp!! dat "no diggity" right at the end was str8 up perfect. when i first started my pimpin biz not even i coulda placed a "no diggity" wit dat much pimp juice. sheit he might be more pimp den me one day HOLLA! Da Iron Pimp will def have to take his time wit path cuz he gotsta unlock his hidden inner pimp and teach him da pimp-slap attack. ill pick him up a stack of baby powders fo extra empha$i$ cuz a pimp gotta make his mark on yo face nahmeen??? once mah boy path getz all up in one o' dem lil taru taru sluts yo he gun know wut pimp is all about!! dem lil sluts iz craz-E!! itz cuz dey little too yo, dey think dey gotta do extra shit to make u like dem mo'. shoot last taru i had did sum craz-E a$$ deepthroat yo! dat lil ho looked like a TBG-meat mithkabob HOLLA BACKKKK!!!!!!! she didnt even flinch yo! 'course i had to bounce after cuz dey be tryin ta cast bind on yo azz so u dont go nowhere but i got skillz so itz all good! aight dogz im owtie fo showtie! i gotta hit up my yagudo homiez n get some o' dat "fire water" hollaaa baccckkkk nikkaaaa!!! wesside!! bloop bloop!!! 2006 my shizzle bizzle crizzle dizzle gizzle umdizzle fumbladizzle ormarizzle thizzle fumbaroladizzamoofalizzle!!!!!! (it means peace owt cracka!)
posted by token black guy | 7:44 AM
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LOL OH no! I was rolling. So dang funny.
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