Another Day wit da Paffinder

Aight yo so i been tryin to think up hot wayz to make my new homeboy look ppeeimp! dis wudnt no e-Z occasion yo! dis junk was str8 up hard yo! goblins aint da e-z-est ppl to turn into pimps ya herrr!! holla! but if derz one thing TBG knowz best its pimpology. datz da study of pimpin' and rule numba 1 yo is dat pimpin' ain't easy HOLLA BACK!!!!


Pathfinder hits TBG for 83
Pathfinder hits TBG for 92

Pathfinder>> umm...y..o. umm dog? iz you around there? y..o?

Pathfinder hits TBG for 76

TBG>> YO WTF YO! WTF CHILL! wtf did i say you gotta do to pimp you idiot! chill wit da fukkin hittin already dog, damn! iz dat so hard?
Pathfinder>> you were afk...i thought if you saw the hitting that you would...idk...
TBG>>dont make me pimp slap you B. you dont want da pimp slap.
Pathfinder>> master i wish to learn this...pimp-slap attack.
TBG>> in time you will learn. pimp slap is learned at level 5. its a good attack B. dat shit stuns a mob for awhile cuz u know dem fooz dont be especkin to get slapped nahmeen?
Pathfinder>> i dont understand what you just said TBG.

TBG pimp-slaps da mess outta pathfinder
Pathfinder takes 150 damage and is stunned


TBG>> i bet itz lookin mad azz clear right abt now idnt it?
Pathfinder>>*stunned*
TBG>>give it a sec
Pathfinder>> OW OMG! WHY DID YOU HIT ME?
TBG>>cuz foo u axin too many st00pid questions. you dont ask pimpolgy you juz get it. itz natural. lemme hear yo pimp chizat.
Pathfinder>> ok..uhh. yo yo yo mah name is pat...

TBG kicks pathfinder dead in his teef yo
Pathfinder takes 75 damage

TBG>> nah B stop tryin to rap yo u iz a cracka!
Pathfinder>> sorry....
TBG>> aight see dat ho over there?
Pathfinder>> i dont see any hoes...
TBG>> damn nikka u blind too? look at dem titties yo!
Pathfinder>> phew i thought you were gonna make me garden or something...yo.
TBG>> what the fu... whatchu talkin bout foo! im tellin you to check out dat ho der yo!
Pathfinder>> is that supposed to be a girl? a...ho?
TBG>> wtf! yea dog cmon u cra-Z? look at her yo damn boyeee!!! go kick some game to her!
Pathfinder>> umm ok home man.

TBG slaps his own face

Pathfinder>> sup ho.
Ho>> ...umm what did you call me?
Pathfinder>> i said wut is it ho?

Ho slaps Pathfinder for 200

TBG>> AGRO! RUN FOO RUN!!!!
Ho>> get over here you freak!!
Pathfinder>> holy snapsticks and stuff!!! YO!
TBG>> Stop bein wack when u iz runnin foo! u iz mad dum yo!
Pathfinder>> whew made it to the zoneline...
TBG>> damn foo we got mad azz work to do...mad azz work...
Pathfinder>> holla..*nods*
TBG>>.......... YOU DONT SAY HOLLA TO DAT SLOWGUY! SLOOOWWGGUUYYY!!!! W00t wewt!!!
Pathfinder>> sorry....



mah boy path aint quite gettin da way it iz to be a pimp flash masta crack fa sho holla back yo nikka woah woah lets do some blow ya kno? wut a pimp to do? I just gotta break my boy in real slow like cuz dayum he be sayin some off da hizzy cray-Z azz shit! once i get him his first ho he'll be str8! he just needs to get that pimp-slap up so he can turn sum trix and make some lewt! matterafack i got some trix i be gottin to go turn too so i bessa bess move on downtown sandy right quick and slap some hoz up fo mah lewt! wewt! big pimpin iz wut it iz folkz! any pimps out der lemme know wut it do! HOLLA BACK! it's time fo me to smack some ass get some cash roll out fast and dust da past holllaaaaaa!!! rugladoofa!!!!!!!